Showing posts with label Various S**t. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Various S**t. Show all posts

Thursday, July 16, 2009

I need this.



No, seriously. I always wanted a sleep mask. And this is one of the most fabulous I've ever seen.



...this wouldn't hurt either. I gotta check on eBay, but I know that my dad won't spend the money on his PayPal - he can't even use it - to buy a sleep mask. Fuck.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

I feel kinda disappointed



I love Shia LaBeouf. He's my favourite young actor (there's the Fresh Prince first) and I also think he's pretty hot. Talking 'bout style... well, these clothes they gave him are amazing. On those paparazzi pics I can see he's not a fashionista but whatever, his shirts and tees are really nice.
So, I'm not gonna talk about this right now. I was bullshitting on PerezHilton.com (I just love doing it) and selected the category Shia LaBeouf. Maybe I'm pretty late with this but whatever.

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
It actually does sound REALLY sick, Shia.
We recommend spending that Transformer money on some therapy.

LMAO! That's true, actually.

During a recent interview with Playboy mag, the 22-year-old opens up about his life and even talks about when he lost his virginity.
What??? A former Disney star having sex???
"I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."
And straight from a shitty porn movie, he tried to spice things up by placing a pillow underneath the girl.
He adds, "I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn't the move."
Uhm, how much is not well-endowed?

Whatever. Well-endowed or not. I don't even know what that means, but I figured out, I guess (duh).
Actually I don't understand why celebrities talk about their first time or things like that. And plus, why on Earth should we care? Even if that's Shia LaBeouf's first time.
I'd be curious about Kanye's. ^.^
Don't you worry, honey, I still love you and you'll remain the person I thought you were to me.
LOL



Aww this is touching! =)

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Random Thoughts

I know that nobody reads my blog, but I posted this for myself. Maybe in some years I'll laugh about this thinking of the silly things I used to say. "Hahaha! How stupid!"

-I just wanna begin and finish these fucking exams. I'm supposed to be already on vacation since it's June, and I'm not used to study on the 13th of June! Technically, I'm not really studing.. 'cause it's not normal for me! Aaaww... I don't give a fuck if I get something like 7, which
would be a D, I just wanna get rid of exams and go to Rome to breathe some good and fashionable air. Then I'll go to high school, which... which isn't cool. I'm motherfucking scared 'cause I'm going to learn ancient greek *big grin* and other unuseful subjects. As Nigel from "The Devil Wears Prada" says (God bless him) <Yes, because that's really what this whole multibillion-dollar industry is all about, isn't it? Inner beauty>. And that's my philosophy, but my parents and my brother don't seem to think the same. Actually, maybe that would be useful in terms of... ah, dunno.

-I don't understand fat people. I mean, obese ones. Lot of them would be hot if they were skinny.
Now I'm on diet because "fashion is the healties motivation for losing weight" (Karl Lagerfeld).

-I thought that if I won't become a stylist I could just be a really famous and rich something, just to be able to buy all the clothes, bags and shoes I want. It would be cool anyway, I guess.

-In this period I really like Michael Jackson. I think he's my favourite singer. Kanye is just my favourite rapper and my favourite everything. But, if Kanye is a singer... well we have a serious problem then.

-When I grow up I wanna work in a cinema. Then in a Louis store.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I LOVE and I WANT this belt!



I love it since the first time I saw it. I'd rock it at my birthday. BTW, my birthday is in november, and I'm already thinking 'bout it. I know it's ridiculous. But I got some cool plans: going to Milan with my brother as I did in March for John's concert. That was really fun, and it'll be even funnier on my birthday!
I know I'll never ever get this belt, but if I find a plain black belt and some silver studs I could create it myself! That would be like my first creation! =)

Monday, May 18, 2009

Umm...

...now I understand why Kanye chose to cut his hair. Because he didn't want his hair to be longer than his girlfriend's. No, I'm serious! Amber is nice and all, she has a sophisticated sense of fashion, but I really can't stand her hair :/
I like the "new/old" Kanye, but anyway I thought he looked great with longer hair. Apart that weird thing on his neck... Whatever, he's still Kanye :)


It's pretty ridiculous if you think about it.


Btw, I really like this sunglasses! They would surely look crap on me, but they look great on Kanye! Maybe it's just his spell, or maybe things really always look good on him. That's not fair.



(I really love Knocks You Down! Still, the most listened song on iTunes is Poke Her Face, with the record of 113 times! Then we have Poker Face with 91 times and It's Over by John Legend with 82. Pretty weird. There are better songs in the whole world!)

Thursday, May 14, 2009


This saved my life! Don't you think it's amazing?








Accessories: How To Spot A Fake Louis Vuitton Bag
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Whatever, which one of these do you think is better?



I'm most likely getting the "Louie", because it costs less than the Gucci one lol. But I think they're both beautiful! Still... my mom literally hates Louis Vuitton. Don't know why :/






This are the bags from the new collection Monogram Multicolor by Murakami, instead. The first one is the Beverly, and the second one is the Claudia! LOL :)
They're cute, but even if I was rich as hell and could afford all types of bags I want, I would never ever buy a Monogram Multicolor. When I was little I remember everybody used to wear those fake Monogram Multicolors and I think I've been traumatized by that.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Ok, I didn't know what to do, so I read this Vibe I bought in Rome. That's the February issue, with Kanye on the cover (otherwise I wouldn't have bought it). After his interview there is a list of his 50 hottest songs and 1o of "his biggest misfires" of his career. "Sometimes even geniuses drop the ball". In fact, I used to think that Vibe dudes were geniuses, but I'm not thinkin' it anymore 'cause they put "Swagger Like Us" as 1st in the "biggest misfires" list.
I thought, let's post this shame on my blog.

1. "SWAGGA LIKE US"
The sound of wasted opportunity. On paper, this is the craziest song of the decade: the greatest rappers of the moment, a sample like manna from heaven, and Mr. West on the beat. Oh, well.
Maybe it's just me that I'm stupid, but really seems like that's a perfect song. They also said it. Actually, I love it. Now, why is it first and "Drunk And Hot Girls" on 8th position?

Oh, and look at this, it really made me laugh. That's the top 10 of his best songs. (I'll miss some of the descriptions)

1. "Jesus Walks"
Well... I'm definetely NOT ok with that. His best song is surely "Through The Wire". "Stronger", at least. But people talk about "Jesus Walks" as a master piece or something, but I've listened to it like 3 times. It surely got a good lyrics but...
2. "This Can't Be Life" (Jay-Z ft. Beanie Sigel and Scarface)
Don't even know who Beanie Sigel is. Scarface is a movie, btw.
3. "Through The Wire"
Well, at least it is in the top 3.
4. "Guess Who's Back" (Scarface ft. Jay-Z and Beanie Sigel)
Still those two I don't even know.
5. "You Don't Know My Name" (Alicia Keys)
Absolutely fabulous! :)
6. "Takeover" (Jay-Z)
7. "Gold Digger"
I agree with this. I LOVE this song!
8. "Say You Will"
The inverse of "Gold Digger". Spare, long, difficult and ethereal, [...]
EXACTLY! So why the hell is it 8th?? It's the only song I don't like of 808's! This guys must be stupid. Get you a job.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Slumdog Millionaire



Lately I've seen this beautiful movie called Slumdog Millionaire. I think you've heard about it, since it's been awarded for Best Picture, Directing, Music (Song), Music (Score), Film Editing, Sound Mixing, Cinematography and Writing from the Academy Awards. And, of course, I loved it! It is really sad, but really beautiful. And actually I really like the directing, no wonder why it won an award for it. It is like my Twilight! What does that mean? Just that I think it's a beautiful love story (ugh.. I'm using too much the word "beautiful"). Cause now in Italy girls like me and even older are still freakin' out on that fucking movie called Twilight! I whatched it 2 times, but just a week later it was disgusting me. When I first saw it, I thought it was amazing, but the thing is... it's horrible! And I even thought Robert Pattinson was hot! I mean, maybe I was on some drug or something.
First of all: vampires don't exist. Second: vampires are too goth/emo for me, I hate them (why shall I like 'em? They suck blood. Eww, disgusting). Third: Edward (the "hot" vamp) doesn't even like Bella (the stupid girl), he just wants her blood. I mean, bite her then don't you bother us anymore! You'll live happily ever after!
...People (I mean, GIRLS) are like "OMG how could you? Twilight is amazing! It's a great story! Edward is beautiful!" with me, and I'm like "Yeah sure..." just to chill 'em out.
*coughs* NO WONDER WHY IT GOT NO NOMINATIONS... ^.^

Umm... I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire. So, the movie is awesome, so do the soundtrack! The final song, Jai Ho, is just amazing! It makes me wanna dance and sing everytime I hear it! I'm already learning the dancing LOL! There is the original version of Jai Ho (don't really know what language is that...I guess Hindi or something) and the one by The Pussycat Dolls which is groovy aswell! The lyrics is beautiful! (There's one thing that gets on my nerves: I mean, Pussycats, why don't you just pronunce "Jai" as "Jai" and not as "Jay"? LOL it's terrible to hear!)
I'm thinking about marrying Dev Patel, the starring. LOL! C'mon... he's nice! If it wasn't for the ears... :/ ...maybe he'll make a surgery or something now that he's rich, but he's ok anyway. :)
He is the 5th of my list "My Potential Husbands" on Facebook. My bro said that among Kanye, Shia, Indio Downey and A-Trak he must be the politest. LOL that might be true! I'm enjoying so much this new Facebook application, LivingSocial, where you make a top 5 of any shit. Like, Top 5 Actors, singers, gadgets, fashion brands, food, Top 5 Hottest Males, etc.




Cute, isn't he? =) He's just 19 years old and, as if it wasn't enough, he's a great actor!

...God, I've just noticed I'm talking like I've never done.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Blame it on the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-horrible...



O.O... Shall we blame it on the goose? Umm...no. She seems ok. She's just crazy.
I've never liked Cassie. Now things ain't really getting better...

Monday, March 9, 2009

Help me!

"The Nike Air Yeezy will release in Spring 2009. Three colorways will be available. The first in April 2009 will be the Zen Grey/LT Charcoal color way, followed this will be followed in May by a Black/Black version, and in June with the final Net/Net color way."
This was on HypeBeast.com.


Ok now, which are the "Zen Grey/LT Charcoal color way", the "Black/Black version" and the "Net/Net color way" among those? Please help me, I'm disperate.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Ummm.... WHAT THE ----??



Ummm.. how could these two be the same person? I mean, look at Tom's body.
Where the f--- are all those muscles?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

GOTCHA!



So Yeezy's really got a new girlfriend! Well, it was sure.
But I'm a bit afraid... You know, I said I don't hate her, and actually I don't. But... she's got two big boobs, and maybe she hasn't a big brain! I mean, Kanye's a brilliant man, he needs someone like him. Alexis was a stylist at least, she was an artist. We just know that this girl poses naked.
Maybe that's the only thing she's able to do! And if I were a boy, I wouldn't like a girl with hair shorter than mine, as I hate boys with long hair. Eww. She looks one of those deported Jewish of the Second World War! :-(
But as long Kanye's happy, I'm happy too! :D

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Oh la la...


Rumors say Kanye's got a new girlfriend! Her name is Amber Rose and she's one of those bitches Yeezy uses to post on his blog. I know I never believe in rumors, but pics don't lie!
What do I think? Uhmm.. Well, I don't really care. I mean, I'm not that kind of fan that's like "KANYE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND BLA BLA BLA I LOVE HIM HE'S THE RIGHT MAN FOR ME QUACK QUACK QUACK", so I don't get mad if he has got a new girlfriend. I do love Kanye, I'd marry him and I even think that we'd make a nice couple since we love the same kind of music (duh) and we both love fashion, but man, I'm still not like that! Anyway, I know I hated his ex girlfriend, Alexis Phifer, but because she wasn't that beautiful to me... I think she's ugly. LOL.
This new lady, Amber, is nicer, and actually she do has a (is it "a" or "an"????) hot body. You know, Kanye likes girls with hot bodies. So why not? I'm happy for him!
"Kanye's new girlfriend is a HO!". That's what Perez said. And actually he's right. But whatever, I'm still happy for Yeezy.

I don't wanna post this shit on my blog. So here's the link, if you want to SEE MORE than you should.
http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-27-kanyes-new-girlfriend-is-a-ho

Thursday, January 29, 2009

So what? Are you spying me?



Okay. You see that jacket and that skirt? When I was like 11 years old I designed and outfit just like that. My question is, dear Karl, are you styilists spying me or something? Because this kind of thing happened two times. LOL I'm kidding of course, but you wanna know something funny? When I listened to "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" the first time (I was like 9-10 years old), it inspired me so I wanted to make a fragrance called Diamonds. I designed the bottle & stuff, then about 3 years later Giorgio Armani comes out with Beyoncè and this new fragrance called Diamonds. I was pissed off, but I loved that fragrance so I bought it :) It is my favourite, it's my fragrance, my allure, my idea.