Thursday, June 18, 2009

I feel kinda disappointed

I love Shia LaBeouf. He's my favourite young actor (there's the Fresh Prince first) and I also think he's pretty hot. Talking 'bout style... well, these clothes they gave him are amazing. On those paparazzi pics I can see he's not a fashionista but whatever, his shirts and tees are really nice.
So, I'm not gonna talk about this right now. I was bullshitting on (I just love doing it) and selected the category Shia LaBeouf. Maybe I'm pretty late with this but whatever.

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
It actually does sound REALLY sick, Shia.
We recommend spending that Transformer money on some therapy.

LMAO! That's true, actually.

During a recent interview with Playboy mag, the 22-year-old opens up about his life and even talks about when he lost his virginity.
What??? A former Disney star having sex???
"I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."
And straight from a shitty porn movie, he tried to spice things up by placing a pillow underneath the girl.
He adds, "I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn't the move."
Uhm, how much is not well-endowed?

Whatever. Well-endowed or not. I don't even know what that means, but I figured out, I guess (duh).
Actually I don't understand why celebrities talk about their first time or things like that. And plus, why on Earth should we care? Even if that's Shia LaBeouf's first time.
I'd be curious about Kanye's. ^.^
Don't you worry, honey, I still love you and you'll remain the person I thought you were to me.

Aww this is touching! =)

1 comment:

yours truly said...

LOL, when being too honest gets awkward. The sexy mom thing is a really big stretch though. Understandable but highly weird. Never expected him to be that candid either.

I still love him though. Time away from Disney will sexify you somethin serious. Who knew the the Even Stevens kid would morph into him?