In case you didn't know, I LOVE Friends. My day is empty without Chandler. Yeah, I absolutely love Chandler! He's too funny, his sarcasm, his jokes, they're wonderful! I know he's just a character but whatever, I like him anyway. Just give me a Summer sunny day, 7:00 pm, a Coca-cola Light, the roller shutter pulled down, an air-conditioner and at least 4 episodes of Friends and I'll pass one of the best days of life time!
[Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this]
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?"
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name."
[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.